Semicolon
2026-05-22_semicolon

#language

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People tend to be afraid of the semicolon.

It's not that common, especially in informal writing. People don't feel confident they can use it "correctly"; I imagine many have been marked down in school assignments for it. Since it's seen as pretentious, there's a risk that using it incurs mockery as an uppity twit who got too big for their English britches. Sticking to periods and commas is the safer bet: they're harder to get really "wrong".

You know what I say to that? Fie!

People make grammatical "mistakes" all the time. It's just a fact of life. Don't let that hold you back from the full arsenal of punctuation.

It's vibes all the way down. There is an enormous number of equally intelligible ways to write any given sentence(s). If you're using punctuation at all, you're already going above and beyond; all you really need to write English is lowercase letters, space, and newline. If you're being a fancy-pants and putting in all that work anyway, why not take a chance on a semicolon?

I think of semi-colons as super-commas. You use commas inside a sentence to mash together different statements; you use semicolons between sentences to mash them together into super-sentences. "Super-comma" also describes the other way they're often used: to separate elements of a list which themselves contain commas.

Also, you can make a crying face with them. ;_;