The Best President
2026-07-11_president

#politics

It's unclear who the worst U.S. president was. While it's tempting to select Donald Trump, that might be a little unfair to the many scumbags who ruled the country before it became a democracy in 1965. We might select George Washington, the slaveowner who played a key role in creating this clusterfuck, or Andrew Jackson, a particularly bloodthirsty genocidaire. In the democratic era, one might point to Richard Nixon or Ronald Reagan, the pioneers of Trumpian politics; to George W. Bush or Barack Obama, who built up the power of the executive branch that he wields; or to Joe Biden, who squandered the last opportunity to bring us back from the brink.

But it is very clear who the best U.S. president was: William Henry Harrison. He had the decency to die after only 31 days in office. That makes him if my math is correct 97.9% better than a single-term president, 99% better than a two-termer, and ~100% better than FDR or a third-term Trump. The next best president, James A. Garfield, spent nearly 200 days holding unjust power and had to be deposed by a concerned citizen.

We can only hope we are blessed with more presidents who take after the exceptionally decent Harrison and more concerned citizens willing to deal with the others.

Painting of William Henry Harrison, the best president

Photo of Leon Czolgosz, a concerned citizen

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