- Say they're the real fascists.
- Accuse them of being Stalinists.
- Recite the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
- Share your heartfelt concern that they're hurting the community, movement, country, and themselves with this hysterical witch-hunt.
- Reminisce about the old days when you could be a little bit racist --- as a treat --- without some fag getting all up in your business about it.
- Point out totally-not-superficial similarities between antifascists and bad things. You know who else fought for what they believed in? You know who else made lists of their enemies? You know who else was a vegetarian? Yeah, that's right, Hitler. QED, asshole.
- Throw up a sieg heil (ironically) to demonstrate how silly they're being. That'll show 'em!
Not one of these gambits has yet been attempted. If some madlad were to give it a try, I'm confident it would stop the commie trash right in their non-goose-stepping tracks. Those mean, no-good, fun-spoiling anne teefuhs will have no idea what hit them.