# Degenerate Dissonance #personal Why does everyone care about work and money so much? It's so fucking boring. Surely I can find a better way...? --- ...eventually? --- People are getting... married? *Married*. What the hell? That shit is for boomers. Why would anyone want to fuck up their relationship with a government contract and a tradition based on sex slavery? --- The queers are doing it too?! --- Isn't there *any* job I can do without wanting to kill myself? This is society's fault. Probably. --- Now they're having *KIDS?!?!* What the actual... whatever, I guess they can't help it because of biology. Or brainwashing. Or something. They can keep their kids; I have *drugs*. Which means they don't want to see me. Just kidding, they already didn't. Whatever. --- Do I even need a proper job? I get by okay with my intermittent shitty ones. With someone else paying for most of the rent, but... ...well, that's a problem for another day. --- Everyone is getting divorced. Well, what did they expect? Sorry your ridiculous bid to make a relationship exceed its sell-by date using coercion failed. I actually am sorry though. It must be hard. I'm glad I don't have to deal with it. I love being gay. --- So it turns out the end of a long-term relationship feels a lot like divorce. --- Maybe we weren't so different after all. Except they have careers to fall back on. --- Everyone has a big job and/or a marriage and/or a divorce and/or children. I have... well, I still have drugs? They're almost as boring, though. *Integrity*! That's it! I have *integrity*. I'm just built different. --- Where did everybody *go*? --- Well, shit. What the fuck do I do now? --- ... --- I should start a website.