# Digital Death Note
**Donald John Trump** — 2026-04-20 — messy post-McDonalds ibogaine overdose
**Alexander Caedmon Karp** — 2026-05-01 — shot by racist stalker
**Peter Andreas Thiel** — 2026-07-21 — executed for homosexuality
**Benjamin Netanyahu** — 2026-09-07 — Israeli missile targeting accident
**Elon Reeve Musk** — 2026-09-27 — bludgeoned with sink by robot
**Joanne Rowling** — 2026-11-20 — public bathroom sewage flood