Why does everyone care about work and money so much? It's so fucking boring. Surely I can find a better way...?
...eventually?
People are getting... married? Married. What the hell? That shit is for boomers. Why would anyone want to fuck up their relationship with a government contract and a tradition based on sex slavery?
The queers are doing it too?!
Isn't there any job I can do without wanting to kill myself?
This is society's fault. Probably.
Now they're having KIDS?!?! What the actual... whatever, I guess they can't help it because of biology. Or brainwashing. Or something.
They can keep their kids; I have drugs. Which means they don't want to see me. Just kidding, they already didn't. Whatever.
Do I even need a proper job? I get by okay with my intermittent shitty ones.
With someone else paying for most of the rent, but...
...well, that's a problem for another day.
Everyone is getting divorced. Well, what did they expect? Sorry your ridiculous bid to make a relationship exceed its sell-by date using coercion failed.
I actually am sorry though. It must be hard. I'm glad I don't have to deal with it. I love being gay.
So it turns out the end of a long-term relationship feels a lot like divorce.
Maybe we weren't so different after all.
Except they have careers to fall back on.
Everyone has a big job and/or a marriage and/or a divorce and/or children. I have... well, I still have drugs? They're almost as boring, though.
Integrity! That's it! I have integrity. I'm just built different.
Where did everybody go?
Well, shit.
What the fuck do I do now?
...
I should start a website.