Donald John Trump --- 2026-04-20 --- messy post-McDonalds ibogaine overdose
Alexander Caedmon Karp --- 2026-05-01 --- shot by racist stalker
Peter Andreas Thiel --- 2026-07-21 --- executed for homosexuality
Benjamin Netanyahu --- 2026-09-07 --- Israeli missile targeting accident
Elon Reeve Musk --- 2026-09-27 --- bludgeoned with sink by robot
Joanne Rowling --- 2026-11-20 --- public bathroom sewage flood
